Enusology is a field of science within Shape-shifting, specifically of the ass and also dickie and balls and of the people who have this uncanny ability. Technically speaking, it is the ability to locally evolve or alter certain parts of the anatomy of their ass or penor over time which has since been coined as ass-shifting or penor-shifting respectively. Some people have honed in on these abilities to the point that they can evolve multiple adaptations at any given time and can even shit out of other people's assholes - we call these people bukamen.
But is it gay though?Edit
Many people have asked this. It really all depends on two factors;
- Gender; Are both parties the same gender? If yes then it's gay.
- Intention; assuming the point above is 1, is either party getting pleasure out of the act or is it just purely a business practice. If it's the former then yes, he gay.
Urinary Succ Sounder/Parasitic Succ SounderEdit
The Urinary Succ Sounder is a hollow appendage attached to the interior wall of the rectal cavity which constantly scretes rectal fluids on to itself for lubrication. It is used during penor housing where it penetrates into the penor head and slide through the urethra until it reaches the bladder, from there it will begin to suck any urine inside and transport it into the urinary system of the landlord where it is then stored in the balls (or overies if female) for later disposal by ordinary means. There is also a parasitic version of this adaptation which instead of removing waste from the tenant's penor it clings onto the interior wall of the bladder and sucks out blood, just like a leech does.
This adaptation gives the landlord and advantage in the penor housing market since they can charge more than the average housing price for the access of an extra service. For the parasitic version the price is put on a discount if the tenant allows it.
Meanwhile others have evolved their penors to get an advantage on the market as well; one of these adaptations is the hemorrhoid muncher which destroys hemorrhoids from digestion. It achieves this by sealing around a hemorrhoid with the entrance of the urethra and then ejaculating enzymes with anesthetic properties onto it. This substance is very viscous, which combined with the seal insures that it does not escape and start damaging nearby tissue. This also makes it easier to suck back in once the job is done in a process called "retractable nut".
A tube that connects the pancreas and gallbladder to the urinal system is made which transports the enzymes that are needed, they are then mixed with a chemical agent produced by another organ that gives it it's viscosity. The interior walls of this system all the way up into the urethra are coated in a protective mucus layer with peristalsis to deal with this EXTRA THICC sauce.
By providing this service, people with this adaptation can get a discount on the housing prices.
Neuron Cooker 69000Edit
The head of the penor transforms into the shape of a plug which the user can then insert into a wall socket in order to see God. Electricity from the mains travels up through the pins of the plug head and into the urethra where it then stimulate the neurons to shreds resulting in an insta-nut. They are able to do this without the electricity circuiting across the rest of the body and into the heart because the penor is earthed of course.
Long term use of this transformation is detrimental to the user as the neurons within the penor get fried frequently resulting in eventual loss of sensation.
I just sharted, what should I do?Edit
We've all been through it, you go to fart but instead you shit. It is important to remain calm during incontinence as the last thing you want to do is to run around spreading it everywhere like a hippo and potentially causing a mass panic. Instead what you should do is to locate the nearest toilet and clean yourself up, maybe unleash your asshole since you've already started. If this is not possible or if you are engaged with another person just say "Excuse me, but I need to catch a fade." and then drop a mic in front of them.
The unfortunate truth is that people often mistake shitting for someone else as incontinence or temporary loss of bowl movement however this is a conspiracy created by the bukamen in order to hide their ability. How they achieve this is unknown but many theories have been suggested which involve wormholes, alternate dimensions, parallel universes, teleportation, telekinesis or even writing your own compiler.
Please if you're reading this, it isn't your fault for sharting, it's the bukamen! Sometimes they do it more than twice to the same person which is a serious crime in Dwaian law.