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Autoania is a small country of Dwaia containing several counties within it.

Environment, Weather & Geography Edit

Generally speaking, the closer to the epicenter you are within Autoania the worse the environment gets, until you reach coc mouse where the very fabric of space-time starts to break down. The atmosphere overall is usually thick and gloomy with a greenish-yellow tint and a strong pungent smell of decay, it is also quite warm and humid which make thunderstorms a common occurrence. The thunderstorms are at their most noticeable within the "Thunderdome".

First off are the outskirts, the very outer edge of Autoania. The environment here is relatively normal and tame, safe enough to sustain complex biological life. There are even small towns jotted around the perimeter, of which include:

  • Bezworth
  • Dartworth
  • Knebworth
  • Neuworth
  • Nixworth
  • Polyworth
  • Roxworth
  • Skegworth
  • Tetchworth
  • Torqueworth
  • Woodworth

Next are the inner counties, in order from farthest to closest to the epicenter these include; Mechanoshire, Anarchoshire, The Thunderdome and coc mouse.

Mechanoshire is where Autoania's car ecosystem resides. It includes Autoania's only volcano, Mt. Lakupiippu.

Anarchoshire is a barren wasteland with a surface that has been perturbed beyond recognition from the constant bombardment of new shitposts manifesting. Every time Xzyckon returns from a trip to Anarchoshire he always says that it's grown a new face. The weather over there is actually really calm until you start to get close to the Thunderdome.

The Thunderdome is a dense hurricane like cloud system that is constantly rotating, dividing the boarder between Anarchoshire and coc mouse. This is where the weather is at it's worst with 90% of all lightning strikes produced within Autoania happening inside of the Thunderdome. It is also where most of Autoania's thunderstorm systems are formed, with some being ejected from the system to then move out into Anarchoshire where they are then turned into memestorms. The only life here are extremophiles and entities in their spiritual form.

And now we come to coc mouse which was formed during the birthing of gremscro big hands. This is where even space and time start to degrade, resulting in constant lag spikes and frame drops, garbage tps and chunk errors which make coc mouse a suicidal place to try to cross. This is because unlike in a normal game where lag happens across the entire universe or is just localised around one character, here it occurs in random places which means that any physical objects with any sort of momentum are literally torn apart. The only known entities able to pass through coc mouse are gremscro big hands and Yokosmak, albeit indirectly and through his influence.

Mt. Lakupiippu Edit

Mt. Lakupiippu is an active volcano that sits in the epicenter of Mechanoshire and is constantly overflowing sewage with occasional eruptions that are caused by intense shitposting. Mt. Lakupiippu is different to all other volcanoes in that it does not erupt lava but instead waste produce; runny basalt lava comes in the form of sewage, hard rocky rholite lava is instead solid waste products including fat burgs, aluminum cans, plastic bottles, other materialistic waste, food waste, medical waste etc and pyroclastic flows are instead composed of nauseous chemicals which are associated with waste produce as well as microscopic shavings of waste material. The other unusual property of Mt. Lakupiippu is that it does not rely on any normal geological features which would otherwise make a volcano possible in such a location such as nearby plate tectonics or hotspots. It seems that Mt. Lakupiippu's eruptions are solely dependent on the amount of shitposting that is happening across Autoania.

Mt. Lakupiippu has undergone several eruptions in it's past, each being the result of intense shitposting and chaos happening across the lands. Here are the more notable ones:

  • Eruption of June 2017 "Finnish Xzyckon Incident"; after which the volcano's name would be later coined, this is also when Finnish Xzyckon was created.
  • Eruption of April 2018 "The Banos Incident"; thought to be a precursor of the eruption of May 2018.
  • Eruption of May 2018 "Pareidolic Hell"; a hellish demon called Yokosmak claims the inner depths of Autoania, resulting in the local car ecology migrating outwards to the outskirts.

Mt. Lakupiippu got it's name from Finnish Xzyckon when he first came out of the crater and shouted the name before devolving into incoherent screaming. He, like very few, share the same immunity from the environment just like Handa Biggs and gremscro big hands.

Memestorms Edit

A memestorm is a regular thunderstorm system which has been infested with memes, usually as a result from being ejected from the Thunderdome due to the centrifugal forces involved to then become exposed to the anomalous effects of Anarchoshire. These thunderstorm systems carry the memes that manifest within them to the outer counties of Mechanoshire, just shy from the outskirts. They have been known to;

  • Play audio from up to 130 dBz, usually in the form of micspam, incoherent screaming and other such ear rape. Other times as actual audio such as my nama jeff or deez nuts.
  • Rain objects such as coconuts, pizza, spaghetti, meatballs, dice, bourbon cream biscuits, bowling balls, toenails, and Minecraft blocks or items.

Memes can be heard outside of a memestorm from miles away, making them relatively easy to avoid.

Life Edit

Despite the unforgiving landscape life is still able to sustain itself here, although technological based life has a much easier time than biological life since nature tends to decay into trash anyways. Micro-organisms and nano-machines thrive foremost with the only advanced lifeforms such as Handa Biggs and the sentient vehicles that make up the car ecology being able to roam freely across the lands.

Landfill Compactor

Fig 1: The landfill compactor; a very common piece of machinery spotted across the landfill sites of Autoania.

The majority of the wildlife that is native to Autoania are autonomous machines which usually take on the form of heavy plant vehicles such as landfill compactors, diggers/excavators, grabber cranes and forklift/reach trucks. These machines have been systematically forming and clearing up landfill sites for decades now which has kept the expansion of Autoania at it's stable equilibrium.

There are also big swarms of seagulls and other scavenger birds that migrate to Autoania in short bursts, feeding on any small bits of food waste left strewn around that they can find. Some of them die as a result of the toxic environment or leave with medical problems.

Meme Economy Edit

Autoania propagates it's memes just like a star does with it's interior heat. However instead of light waves bouncing off of densely packed matter, in this case memes first manifest within Anarchoshire and are then pushed outwards as they infest the thunderstorm systems that break away from the Thunderdome. People have known this for a long time and so have tried to exploit this fact, resulting in the outskirts being populated.

Because of the way these memes propagate across the lands, people are able to harvest them from the outskirts. This is what makes the meme economy across Dwaia so rich. However there is a catch...

Due to the fundamental fact that trash decays into tech and because you can't get something out of a system without putting something into it, Autoania cannot sustain itself on it's own indefinitely and so has to be topped up. This is why all of the trash that Dwaia produces ends up here, to renew the lands so that the meme economy doesn't collapse, as well as being a convenient way of getting rid of trash. People from the outskirts also have to transport this trash to inner depths, within Anarchoshire for it to be registered into the system.

These people are known as Trashmen, they eat all of the gaaarbage. They transport new waste imported from across Dwaia to the inner counties of Autoania. Of course, it isn't always possible to achieve this and some of the radical changes that have happened in the past have prevented the trashmen from doing their jobs. Autoania is going through one of these phases right now, known as Yokosmak's Reign. Due to the nature of this job, most trashmen possess mechanical avatars.

Soundbytes Edit

1 MINUTE AND 12 SECONDS OF FUCK Edit

1 MINUTE AND 12 SECONDS OF FUCK

Ambient sound of Autoania.

Free Tinnitus Edit

Free Tinnitus

Ambient sound of Autoania.

Italian with Autism Edit

Italian with Autism

Manifestation from the Het Gut phase.

SAATANA EGG Edit

SAATANA EGG

Manifestation from the Turmion.

The Heat Death of the Universe Edit

The Heat Death of the Universe

Ambient sound of Autoania.

When you shift into the high end of the Electromagnetic Spectrum Edit

When you shift into the high end of the Electromagnetic Spectrum

Ambient sound of Autoania.